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witherwhetherwonder:

quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

this is a smart trick tho

witherwhetherwonder:

quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

this is a smart trick tho

"MAKE ME REGRET PUTTING THIS UP BY BEING CURIOUS AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS."

- 1. Who are you most comfortable around?
2. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Where would you like to travel?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. Do you ever want to get married?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Spell your name with your chin.
18. Would you rather live without TV or music?
19. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
20. Have you ever been drunk?
21. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
22. Favorite makeup brand?
23. Favorite color?
24. Favorite food? 
25. First thing you ate this morning?
26. Ever been in love? 
27. Names of your best friends? 
28. Favorite movie?
29. First person you talked to today?
30. Last person you talked to today?
31. Do you regret anything from your past?
32. Is something irritating you right now?
33. Are you listening to music right now?
34. Do you believe in love at first sight?
35. Would you change your name?
36. What your zodiac sign?
37. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
38. Night or Day?
39. Tea or Coffee?
40. What’s your favorite quote? (via amewesing)

sassy-spoon:

Tumblr had me thoroughly convinced that October was here with all the pumpkin shit so when the calendar changed I had to relearn that September comes after August

denotion:

i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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lebaenese:

maahammy:

fellowteen:

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

middle eastern boys have such pristine eyebrow game i cant even

does no one else see a problem with this? like the blatant fetishization in these is astounding as well as the assumptions of their origins and use of these people’s pictures without their consent is just really creepy

Yes tbh like how do they know???? Being fetishized is so ugly why can’t the handle just say “hot boys” or something

nasturbate:

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us


he hot at every point wtf he didnt “become” hot so basically there is no hope lol

nasturbate:

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

he hot at every point wtf he didnt “become” hot so basically there is no hope lol